if i can run in heels then i can drive
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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