The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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