I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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