She announced her abortion via fbk
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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