plz talk dirty to me
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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