He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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