is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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