You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I FOUND THE LEGS
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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