My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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