Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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