Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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