Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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