Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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