I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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