have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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