She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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