I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
