so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
