Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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