i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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