My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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