we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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