you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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