My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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