I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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