at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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