YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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