Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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