i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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