i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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