belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
