I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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