i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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