Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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