If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
