remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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