can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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