Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Randomize
