well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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