found the other keg... it's in the tree
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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