Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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