So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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