Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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