When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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