I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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