Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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