Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
did you just send me my own nude
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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