porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
pop tarts are not kleenex
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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