Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
