If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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